Three men are sitting in the waiting room of a hospital.
A nurse walks over the first one and says,
"Congratulations. You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence," he says. "I work for Twin Tower Bank."
A while later, the nurse comes out to congratulate the second man.
"You are the proud father of triplets," she tell him.
"That's funny," says the new dad."I work for AAA."
The third expectant father jumps up, a look of terror on his face, and runs for the door.
"Sir, where are you going?" the nurse calls out.
He yells over his shoulder, "I work for 10,000 Auto Parts!"